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As a young man l was brought up to love and respect my elders including my parents and so this faithful day a great dilemma confronted as l was passing the lounge in my fathers house at night to go to sleep and behold a mosquitoe perthed on his head comfortably,l silently thought to myself should l pass and ignore it but thought otherwise and hitted his head but unfortunately for me the mosquitoe escaped and there was no evidence to show why l hitted my father's head and oh dear me my dilemma is now great as the old man refuses to believe that my intent were noble and he has swore not to forgive me until l show him proof of why l dishonoured him.Please kindly advice me on how l can prove my innocence to him and the elders of my village as l have been summoned before the council of elders.

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