Pizza Jokes - Cheesy Pizza Puns

Pizza Jokes - Cheesy Pizza Puns

 Pizza Jokes - Cheesy Pizza Puns very funny jokes for you please read and laugh loudly!

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy. 

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?

 A: With tomato paste. 

Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? 

A: Ant-chovies. 

Q: How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? 

A: Pay for the pizza 

Q: What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? 

A: Pizzas are good. 

Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? 

A: a piZZZZZZa. 

Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business? 

A: He wanted to make some dough. 

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" 

A: "No sir, it will be round!" 

Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? 

A: They can smell it but they cant eat it! 

Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza? 

A: PUParonni! 

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cook? 

A: You wanna pizza me? 

Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog? 

A: After they have a very frank relationship! 

Q: What do pizza lovers order? 

A: Truly Madly Deep Dish Pizza. 

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

 A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza. 

Q: Why is a pizza better than Justin Bieber? 

A: Everything's better than that piece of shit. 

Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? 

A: Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played! 

Q: What's the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? 

A: A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four! 

Q: What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? 

A: Cheeses Crust. 

Q: What do you call a song about people who love Chicago style pizza? 

A: Truly, Madly, Deep Dish Pizza. 

Q: What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? 

A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! 

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? 

A: My pizza jokes can't be topped! 

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak.

" There are two types of people in this world: People who love pizza and liars. Warning! Pizza will make your clothes shrink. 

Pizza in Japan An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. 

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

 Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, 

''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."