Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you I think that my heart also wants to do But, for now as the day is finally here My face will have to do With a hug and a lovely kiss I simply love you Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein

I love you so much you know Just the way I cannot really show I think I love you all from my buttWell its bigger then my heart my dear So sweetheart come near As we celebrate this day of love Happy Valentine's Day to you!

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

True love in life is felt from the heart It does not require those blings It does not require any flash bells It does not require any flashcards in life If it's true love in the heart Then there is no sound in sight Just felt from the heart Happy Valentine's Day to you!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart You have been so cute from the start It is a request to you on this lovely day Just don't spend money in my wallet today Rest we can have a good time together with my love Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

Are you really sad on valentine's day Are you really sad being all alone this day What is the reason my friend to be sad As no one love you even rest of the days May you have a super valentine's day today Wish you happy Valentine's Day!

I need to fall in love as soon as possible I think I need to have so many problems Because since a long time I haven't had any Please shower me with some 14th feb is the perfect occasion for it I mean to fall in love Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine. -Author Unknown

Love is defined by how you feel But people often judge with looks Love is defined by the emotions of real But people often see the reel Love is defined by the heart beat But there are many hearts that can't meet Love is defined by power of love Happy Valentine's Day to you!

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine's day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon -Author Unknown

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. 

-Mo Rocca

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! -Mike Birbiglia

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love A day when you can get cuddly A day when you can just be But that is for all the women For men it's simply the extortion day A day when they have to spend all day Happy Valentine's Day!

You have two choices in life Spend your Valentine with someone special The person you are in love with Or spend your valentine with the food That is mouth watering..ha-haWishing you happy valentines!

 

This Valentine I do not need any picture of yours No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,No, I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook Or, any picture on Twitter too Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear What did you think I might have said or I may do Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!